...I think he would be Professor August on the episode "That 90s Show."
:D
I may prefer George, but Numair will always be a hottie!

Title: I Just Bought a Cullen! YAY?
Author: bloodynocturne, or on FFN bloody ampersand
Rating: T
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: Cullens, Bella, no applicable pairings
Summary: So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened with that coffee maker you bought? Your EDWARD is a lot more complicated than that!
Warnings: strange formatting
Disclaimer: I don't own it! Also, format and idea from various fanfiction authors.

Right, all. I got a Twilight thing coming up.

I'll post what I'm about to update on here. 'Cause I be so cool like that.